#1 2007-10-25 14:54:33
And my personal Favorite:
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#2 2007-10-25 14:57:37
Wow. Those all look great.
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#3 2007-10-25 14:59:54
Thanks. Make sure you click to see the big one... cause damn putfile has them looking retarded in the thumbnails.
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#4 2007-10-25 15:07:23
Dick Cavett: How do you feel about the dope problem in America?
George Carlin: I definitely feel we have too many dopes.
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#5 2007-10-25 15:12:10
I love the last one and the "We got what you need nigga". The others are good as well.
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#6 2007-10-25 15:14:07
They are all awesome. You rule!
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#7 2007-10-25 15:29:26
Roger_That wrote:
I love the last one and the "We got what you need nigga". The others are good as well.
Somehow I'm not suprised. I had a feeling you'd like the last one, RT.
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#8 2007-10-25 15:30:46
Thanks Sofa! I sorta put them in order of how much I like them.
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#9 2007-10-25 15:38:17
feisty wrote:
I sorta put them in order of how much I like them.
I do like your first two the best of all (they're all pretty awesome); but my vote goes to the second of the group. Great work!
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#10 2007-10-25 15:43:16
I'm fondest of the last two, but yeah, I kinda like them all.
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#11 2007-10-25 16:02:34
they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs
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#12 2007-10-25 16:07:15
kim wrote:
they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs
Where did this one come from, guys?
Thanks Kim... although I must say, your sentence has confounded me. I want to say thanks, cause you used the word "perfect," and well, I'm an attention whore. But then you said something really stupid, so now I'm wondering if I should pick on you. I think I'll be nice until my mind sorts this out. So thanks sweetums! :)
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#13 2007-10-25 16:20:19
feisty wrote:
kim wrote:
they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs
Where did this one come from, guys?
I'm not sure; some beauty school, maybe? She's not the dumbest poster ever, but her links are crappy and her comments are uniformly witless.
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#14 2007-10-25 16:22:39
Thanks George. I'll just be nice, she doesn't seem insipid enough to drive away... yet.
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#15 2007-10-25 16:53:48
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#16 2007-10-25 19:06:36
feisty wrote:
Thanks. Make sure you click to see the big one... cause damn putfile has them looking retarded in the thumbnails.
Actually, I was being sarcastic. They weren't displaying when I posted that.
Now that they are displaying I like the dog hitting the tree. But the coloring makes it (as well as the rest) hard to read.
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#17 2007-10-25 19:11:29
feisty wrote:
I want to say thanks, cause you used the word "perfect," and well, I'm an attention whore. But then you said something really stupid, so now I'm wondering if I should pick on you. I think I'll be nice until my mind sorts this out. So thanks sweetums! :)
Okay... as far as the attention whore thingie goes Feisty, maybe it is a good time to grab the marinara sauce? 'just suggesting, and I know Scooter would be ever so happy, as well as half the males here, excluding the Pink Brigade.
Ta Ta!
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#18 2007-10-25 19:23:11
I vote no on the high-heeled ball crusher* and YES on the marinara sauce.
* Though I do respect and understand the rationale behind the piece Charlie.
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#19 2007-10-25 20:01:11
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#20 2007-10-25 20:04:56
Holy crap. Those are fucking fantastic!
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#21 2007-10-25 21:01:35
I love these too.
So now, for me, it's between the retarded frisbee-chasing dog and "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"
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#22 2007-10-25 21:03:46
George Orr wrote:
I love these too.
So now, for me, it's between the retarded frisbee-chasing dog and "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"
I got news for you. You guys ain't seen nothing yet. And no, I'm not talking about my own work. I have a feeling this thing is snowballing.
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#23 2007-10-25 21:06:08
I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one. 
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#24 2007-10-25 21:11:15
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Why don't we (I) make an animated banner with all these? You rule.
Like this one I made for cruel - but larger?
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#25 2007-10-26 02:16:47
So far my favorite is Betty White with a gun.
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#26 2007-10-26 02:34:25
There's something to be said for red stencilled lettering against a gray background....
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#27 2007-10-26 02:38:27
choad wrote:
I have a feeling this thing is snowballing.
You are going to be sorry you said that. But probably no sorrier than I am for having to dig up the source images. You bastard.
sofaking wrote:
I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.
I tried, tho it's not quite the right dimensions for a banner/header (which is different from a logo, an' we'll get to that t'mara, mebbe). It's also absurd for its own sake, which has a certain cachet, but no, erm...legs.
No offense to the thread's author (can't use 'OP' around here, dang it), as I did use some pics from another Feisty post...I think. And I'm pretty sure there's a rotator mod out there, or else some simple javascripting. An aniGIF would be an awkward file size to load first.
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#28 2007-10-26 02:52:48
My God.
Snowballing too.
Words elude me. You are a miracle worker.
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#29 2007-10-26 11:01:30
The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.
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#30 2007-10-26 11:48:36
scsotdc wrote:
The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.
Sweet baby jesús, you're right.
edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?
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#31 2007-10-26 13:20:09
choad wrote:
scsotdc wrote:
The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.
Sweet baby jesús, you're right.
edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?
Works for me.
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#32 2007-10-26 15:14:37
scsotdc wrote:
choad wrote:
scsotdc wrote:
The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.
Sweet baby jesús, you're right.
edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?Works for me.
You'd have to be able to see under the table. Does this mean you'll be donating your porn collections?
(PS: I don't recommend using it, even if I might do one for fun. You can make HS whatever you want, of course, but the banner is the first thing people see. Pr0n & gaiety take their toll. I'm sure you already know we're one character away from a Baptist church's site. Throw me some ideas for logos, if you're in the mood later.)
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#33 2007-10-26 16:58:32
sofaking wrote:
I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4753/strollcv3.jpg
I tried to make this a bit more banner friendly.
I figured I would leave the text up to those a bit more clever than myself, but then couldn't stop from contributing a few craptastic versions of my own.
I am so very sorry.
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#34 2007-11-01 18:52:39
This is just a test for size and transparency on a few:
Hmm. Missed a spot. Oh, well.
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#35 2007-11-01 19:13:22
Simplest anti aliasing for gif transparencies is a 1px stroke effect.
edit: On this site, I almost always stroke with #00034d. Might also try select/modify/contract by 1px. Yeah, yeah, I'm tedious.
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#36 2007-11-01 22:19:14
We can add an autorotate feature to cycle different headers if that might be desirable.
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#37 2007-11-01 22:20:04
orangeplus wrote:
We can add an autorotate feature to cycle different headers if that might be desirable.
Absolutely.
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#38 2007-11-01 23:23:02
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#39 2007-11-01 23:27:00
Wilber you are a man of many talents... some obvious the others reputed.
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#40 2007-11-01 23:35:39
choad wrote:
edit: On this site, I almost always stroke with #00034d.
I just use my hand. Am I doing it wrong?
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#41 2007-11-01 23:41:43
Thanks Opsec - if I were a suck-ass I'd compliment some of the other banner-makers. Even pALEPENIx has it going on. I think my favourite is his cruel to be kind offering...the look on mrs. elephant's face puts me in mind of that old joke...the one that ends: Please Sir, I've never done this befoooooooore!
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#42 2007-11-02 00:00:19
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Yes.
Perhaps Richard Dawkins' finest work yet.
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#43 2007-11-02 02:19:49
choad wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I'm tedious.
Extremely.
I zipped thru the redo-able ones in about half an hour. If you (or anyone else of note...everyone step forward except Willy) would like to pick a few, then I would be happy to tidy up the edges, add copy, lube and insert in your cat's ass, etc.
I can't use a stroke (maybe black) because of the other skins, or just because it looks cheesy. The only thing worse than that would be to Emboss/Bevel the whole thing. [shudder]
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#44 2007-11-02 03:23:30
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#45 2007-11-02 03:38:04
OMG Dude - I totally LOLed.
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#46 2007-11-02 14:13:38
How ya like me now?
There is a utility to upload images to the site and cycle them into the rotation (moderators and above must approve a submission before it gets in the rotation.) I will send the utility later, once I have finished testing the fucker.
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#47 2007-11-02 14:29:09
God, someday I'm going to find time to do one... So...busy...work...UGH!
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#48 2007-11-02 20:44:03
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#49 2007-11-02 20:56:31
Brilliant, Taint. Takes my breathe away.
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#50 2007-11-02 21:07:01
Hey Feisty, I haven't included your images because of their size, if you can make them no taller than 200 (preferably 150) pixels, and up to 750 px wide (wider than they are now) I will do so immediately.
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