#626 2018-01-06 12:57:56

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#627 2018-01-06 15:06:43

I understand what he's saying cause I'm a stable genius too:



How ACTUAL Smart People Talk About Themselves

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#628 2018-01-06 21:08:57

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#629 2018-01-07 12:37:39

https://i.imgur.com/QRxEeCE.jpg

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#630 2018-01-07 17:15:50

Overheard coming out of the White House today:

"I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia."

"I like to tweet the lies of racist grievances historical
When Russian ties are mentioned I deny them categorical
I do not feel the sting of words because I am avenious
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius"

(Sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General".)

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#631 2018-01-07 18:20:11

Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump: I Am the Smartest Person in the Room

By Andy Borowitz

January 6, 2018

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump doubled down on his claims of being a genius on Saturday by surrounding himself with the most intelligent people he knows and proclaiming himself “the smartest person in the room.”

Referring to the associates gathered in the Oval Office as “my Brain Trust,” Trump said, “Every one of these people is a stable genius, and I am by far stabler and more geniuser than any of them.”

Trump said that the collective brain power of the other people in the room was proof of how smart he was. “Anyone who was insecure about his own intelligence wouldn’t surround himself with such smart people,” he said. “That’s why you never saw people like this in the Oval Office when that dummy Obama was President.”

Having conclusively proved how smart and stable he is, Trump said that he would spend the rest of the day proving how mature he is. “I’m, like, the most mature person in the country,” he said, “and anyone who says I’m not can suck it.”

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#632 2018-01-08 15:41:57

And fuck all the farmers too.  Except for the rich ones.

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#633 2018-01-11 09:55:23

https://high-street.org/sidepic/parachuting.idiots.png


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#634 2018-01-12 14:39:24

You know what's weird? Until today, if you Googled "Trump" and "shithole", all you got was links to hotels.

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#635 2018-01-12 15:00:23

Smudge wrote:

You know what's weird? Until today, if you Googled "Trump" and "shithole", all you got was links to hotels.

And casinos and golf courses.

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#636 2018-01-12 16:37:41

Fully unhinged?

http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 … ies-remark

Wow.

Fox is trying to spin it fast, but not fast enough,  their articles from earlier today were incredibly damning.

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#637 2018-01-13 05:46:29

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTX0ocRVoAAav_Q.jpg

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#638 2018-01-14 16:26:22

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTh9IcOVMAEOMaT.jpg:large

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#639 2018-01-14 18:09:13

choad wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTh9IcOVMAEOMaT.jpg:large

Shit hole or shit heads?

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#641 2018-01-15 10:06:07

https://i.imgur.com/b3etAkI.gif

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#642 2018-01-15 10:36:37

choad wrote:

https://i.imgur.com/b3etAkI.gif

LOL...

I stoled it (of course).

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/beggin.gif

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#643 2018-01-15 12:50:07

Multiple articles state that they were talking about South Africa, Haiti, and El Salvador.  And they are shithole countries, just like Poland, Italy, Germany, Ireland, England, France, and Czechoslovakia were all shithole countries back in the day.

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#644 2018-01-15 13:12:36

Baywolfe wrote:

Multiple articles state that they were talking about South Africa, Haiti, and El Salvador.  And they are shithole countries, just like Poland, Italy, Germany, Ireland, England, France, and Czechoslovakia were all shithole countries back in the day.

Well, speaking of shit hole countries, this isn't actually the United States' finest hour.

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#645 2018-01-15 13:18:17

New levels of tom-foolery - the Wall Street Journal is now "Fake News"

http://high-street.org/uploads/11_wsj_fake_news.jpg

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#646 2018-01-15 13:20:50

This is from an uber-conservative, no less:

Authentic Asininity

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/g-file/45 … erstanding

67 percent disapprove of Trump

75 percent say he does not share their values

81 percent feel Trump isn’t level-headed

72 percent believe he isn’t honest

69 percent say Trump doesn’t care about average Americans

From: http://www.nationalreview.com/g-file/45 … erstanding

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#647 2018-01-15 14:01:32

Smudge wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

Multiple articles state that they were talking about South Africa, Haiti, and El Salvador.  And they are shithole countries, just like Poland, Italy, Germany, Ireland, England, France, and Czechoslovakia were all shithole countries back in the day.

Well, speaking of shit hole countries, this isn't actually the United States' finest hour.

No, but we're a whole different kind of ugly right now.

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#650 2018-01-17 15:40:36

Yeah, but when he got to the "name the animal" section, he made a big fuss about the fact that there was no gorilla. Then said there ought to be a gorilla. Then he blamed Hillary, and said the FBI was working with Hillary and Obama to discredit him. Then he ordered the doctor to put a gorilla in the test, and also told him that he, Trump, had been elected by the biggest margin since people learned to count.

Then he pointed to his drawing of the clock and said "Nobody draws a better clock than me. Nobody; especially not Hillary."

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