#1 2007-10-25 14:54:33

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393961.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393810.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393992.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393989.jpg


And my personal Favorite:

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393988.jpg

Last edited by feisty (2007-10-25 14:59:16)

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#2 2007-10-25 14:57:37

Wow.  Those all look great.

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#3 2007-10-25 14:59:54

Thanks.  Make sure you click to see the big one... cause damn putfile has them looking retarded in the thumbnails.

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#4 2007-10-25 15:07:23

Dick Cavett: How do you feel about the dope problem in America?

George Carlin: I definitely feel we have too many dopes.

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#5 2007-10-25 15:12:10

I love the last one and the "We got what you need nigga".  The others are good as well.

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#6 2007-10-25 15:14:07

They are all awesome. You rule!

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#7 2007-10-25 15:29:26

Roger_That wrote:

I love the last one and the "We got what you need nigga".  The others are good as well.

Somehow I'm not suprised.  I had a feeling you'd like the last one, RT.

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#8 2007-10-25 15:30:46

Thanks Sofa!  I sorta put them in order of how much I like them.

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#9 2007-10-25 15:38:17

feisty wrote:

I sorta put them in order of how much I like them.

I do like your first two the best of all (they're all pretty awesome); but my vote goes to the second of the group.  Great work!

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#10 2007-10-25 15:43:16

I'm fondest of the last two, but yeah, I kinda like them all.

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#11 2007-10-25 16:02:34

kim

they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs

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#12 2007-10-25 16:07:15

kim wrote:

they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs

Where did this one come from, guys? 


Thanks Kim... although I must say, your sentence has confounded me.  I want to say thanks, cause you used the word "perfect," and well, I'm an attention whore.  But then you said something really stupid, so now I'm wondering if I should pick on you.  I think I'll be nice until my mind sorts this out.  So thanks sweetums! :)

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#13 2007-10-25 16:20:19

feisty wrote:

kim wrote:

they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs

Where did this one come from, guys?

I'm not sure; some beauty school, maybe?  She's not the dumbest poster ever, but her links are crappy and her comments are uniformly witless.

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#14 2007-10-25 16:22:39

Thanks George.  I'll just be nice, she doesn't seem insipid enough to drive away... yet.

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#15 2007-10-25 16:53:48

Note to our courageous men and women in law enforcement: Neither displayed images nor the opinions expressed here necessarily reflect the views of the spineless domain holder. Thank you.

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#16 2007-10-25 19:06:36

feisty wrote:

Thanks.  Make sure you click to see the big one... cause damn putfile has them looking retarded in the thumbnails.

Actually, I was being sarcastic.  They weren't displaying when I posted that.

Now that they are displaying I like the dog hitting the tree.  But the coloring makes it (as well as the rest) hard to read.

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#17 2007-10-25 19:11:29

feisty wrote:

I want to say thanks, cause you used the word "perfect," and well, I'm an attention whore.  But then you said something really stupid, so now I'm wondering if I should pick on you.  I think I'll be nice until my mind sorts this out.  So thanks sweetums! :)

Okay... as far as the attention whore thingie goes Feisty,  maybe it is a good time to grab the marinara sauce? 'just suggesting, and I know Scooter would be ever so happy, as well as half the males here, excluding the Pink Brigade.

Ta Ta!

D

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#18 2007-10-25 19:23:11

I vote no on the high-heeled ball crusher* and YES on the marinara sauce.

* Though I do respect and understand the rationale behind the piece Charlie.

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#19 2007-10-25 20:01:11

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner01.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner02.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner03.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner04.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner05.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner06.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner07.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner08.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner09.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner10.jpg

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#20 2007-10-25 20:04:56

Holy crap. Those are fucking fantastic!

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#21 2007-10-25 21:01:35

I love these too.

So now, for me, it's between the retarded frisbee-chasing dog and "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

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#22 2007-10-25 21:03:46

George Orr wrote:

I love these too.

So now, for me, it's between the retarded frisbee-chasing dog and "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

I got news for you. You guys ain't seen nothing yet. And no, I'm not talking about my own work. I have a feeling this thing is snowballing.

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#23 2007-10-25 21:06:08

I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4753/strollcv3.jpg

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#25 2007-10-26 02:16:47

So far my favorite is Betty White with a gun.

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#26 2007-10-26 02:34:25

There's something to be said for red stencilled lettering against a gray background....

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#27 2007-10-26 02:38:27

choad wrote:

I have a feeling this thing is snowballing.

You are going to be sorry you said that. But probably no sorrier than I am for having to dig up the source images. You bastard.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner11.jpg



sofaking wrote:

I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.

I tried, tho it's not quite the right dimensions for a banner/header (which is different from a logo, an' we'll get to that t'mara, mebbe). It's also absurd for its own sake, which has a certain cachet, but no, erm...legs.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner12.jpg




No offense to the thread's author (can't use 'OP' around here, dang it), as I did use some pics from another Feisty post...I think. And I'm pretty sure there's a rotator mod out there, or else some simple javascripting. An aniGIF would be an awkward file size to load first.

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#28 2007-10-26 02:52:48

My God.

Snowballing too.

Words elude me.  You are a miracle worker.

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#29 2007-10-26 11:01:30

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

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#30 2007-10-26 11:48:36

scsotdc wrote:

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

Sweet baby jesús, you're right.

edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?

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#31 2007-10-26 13:20:09

choad wrote:

scsotdc wrote:

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

Sweet baby jesús, you're right.

edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?

Works for me.

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#32 2007-10-26 15:14:37

scsotdc wrote:

choad wrote:

scsotdc wrote:

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

Sweet baby jesús, you're right.

edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?

Works for me.

You'd have to be able to see under the table. Does this mean you'll be donating your porn collections?

(PS: I don't recommend using it, even if I might do one for fun. You can make HS whatever you want, of course, but the banner is the first thing people see. Pr0n & gaiety take their toll. I'm sure you already know we're one character away from a Baptist church's site. Throw me some ideas for logos, if you're in the mood later.)

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#33 2007-10-26 16:58:32

sofaking wrote:

I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4753/strollcv3.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29816175455.jpg

I tried to make this a bit more banner friendly. 

I figured I would leave the text up to those a bit more clever than myself, but then couldn't stop from contributing a few craptastic versions of my own.

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29816510435.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29816510450.jpg

I am so very sorry.

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#34 2007-11-01 18:52:39

This is just a test for size and transparency on a few:

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerA.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerB.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerC.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerD.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerE.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerF.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerG.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerH.gif



Hmm. Missed a spot. Oh, well.

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#35 2007-11-01 19:13:22

Simplest anti aliasing for gif transparencies is a 1px stroke effect.

edit: On this site, I almost always stroke with #00034d. Might also try select/modify/contract by 1px. Yeah, yeah, I'm tedious.

Last edited by choad (2007-11-01 22:19:40)

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#36 2007-11-01 22:19:14

We can add an autorotate feature to cycle different headers if that might be desirable.

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#37 2007-11-01 22:20:04

orangeplus wrote:

We can add an autorotate feature to cycle different headers if that might be desirable.

Absolutely.

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#39 2007-11-01 23:27:00

Wilber you are a man of many talents... some obvious the others reputed.

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#40 2007-11-01 23:35:39

choad wrote:

edit: On this site, I almost always stroke with #00034d.

I just use my hand.  Am I doing it wrong?

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#41 2007-11-01 23:41:43

Thanks Opsec - if I were a suck-ass I'd compliment some of the other banner-makers. Even pALEPENIx has it going on. I think my favourite is his cruel to be kind offering...the look on mrs. elephant's face puts me in mind of that old joke...the one that ends: Please Sir, I've never done this befoooooooore!

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#42 2007-11-02 00:00:19

Yes.

Perhaps Richard Dawkins' finest work yet.

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#43 2007-11-02 02:19:49

choad wrote:

Yeah, yeah, I'm tedious.

Extremely.

I zipped thru the redo-able ones in about half an hour. If you (or anyone else of note...everyone step forward except Willy) would like to pick a few, then I would be happy to tidy up the edges, add copy, lube and insert in your cat's ass, etc.

I can't use a stroke (maybe black) because of the other skins, or just because it looks cheesy. The only thing worse than that would be to Emboss/Bevel the whole thing. [shudder]

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#44 2007-11-02 03:23:30

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6548/highstreetprezfm6.png

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7214/highstreetsuckitut4.png

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8331/highstreetbuddhanv6.png

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#45 2007-11-02 03:38:04

OMG Dude - I totally LOLed.

Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2007-11-02 04:02:06)

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#46 2007-11-02 14:13:38

How ya like me now?

There is a utility to upload images to the site and cycle them into the rotation (moderators and above must approve a submission before it gets in the rotation.) I will send the utility later, once I have finished testing the fucker.

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#47 2007-11-02 14:29:09

God, someday I'm going to find time to do one... So...busy...work...UGH!

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#48 2007-11-02 20:44:03

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6871/highstreetcraigrq0.png

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#49 2007-11-02 20:56:31

Brilliant, Taint. Takes my breathe away.

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#50 2007-11-02 21:07:01

Hey Feisty, I haven't included your images because of their size, if you can make them no taller than 200 (preferably 150) pixels, and up to 750 px wide (wider than they are now) I will do so immediately.

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