#1 2007-10-25 14:54:33

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393961.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393810.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393992.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393989.jpg


And my personal Favorite:

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29714393988.jpg

Last edited by feisty (2007-10-25 14:59:16)

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#2 2007-10-25 14:57:37

Wow.  Those all look great.

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#3 2007-10-25 14:59:54

Thanks.  Make sure you click to see the big one... cause damn putfile has them looking retarded in the thumbnails.

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#4 2007-10-25 15:07:23

Dick Cavett: How do you feel about the dope problem in America?

George Carlin: I definitely feel we have too many dopes.

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#5 2007-10-25 15:12:10

I love the last one and the "We got what you need nigga".  The others are good as well.

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#6 2007-10-25 15:14:07

They are all awesome. You rule!

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#7 2007-10-25 15:29:26

Roger_That wrote:

I love the last one and the "We got what you need nigga".  The others are good as well.

Somehow I'm not suprised.  I had a feeling you'd like the last one, RT.

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#8 2007-10-25 15:30:46

Thanks Sofa!  I sorta put them in order of how much I like them.

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#9 2007-10-25 15:38:17

feisty wrote:

I sorta put them in order of how much I like them.

I do like your first two the best of all (they're all pretty awesome); but my vote goes to the second of the group.  Great work!

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#10 2007-10-25 15:43:16

I'm fondest of the last two, but yeah, I kinda like them all.

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#11 2007-10-25 16:02:34

kim

they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs

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#12 2007-10-25 16:07:15

kim wrote:

they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs

Where did this one come from, guys? 


Thanks Kim... although I must say, your sentence has confounded me.  I want to say thanks, cause you used the word "perfect," and well, I'm an attention whore.  But then you said something really stupid, so now I'm wondering if I should pick on you.  I think I'll be nice until my mind sorts this out.  So thanks sweetums! :)

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#13 2007-10-25 16:20:19

feisty wrote:

kim wrote:

they are all perfect, i like the quote for the dog one, but i like the picture of the drugs

Where did this one come from, guys?

I'm not sure; some beauty school, maybe?  She's not the dumbest poster ever, but her links are crappy and her comments are uniformly witless.

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#14 2007-10-25 16:22:39

Thanks George.  I'll just be nice, she doesn't seem insipid enough to drive away... yet.

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#15 2007-10-25 16:53:48

Note to our courageous men and women in law enforcement: Neither displayed images nor the opinions expressed here necessarily reflect the views of the spineless domain holder. Thank you.

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#16 2007-10-25 19:06:36

feisty wrote:

Thanks.  Make sure you click to see the big one... cause damn putfile has them looking retarded in the thumbnails.

Actually, I was being sarcastic.  They weren't displaying when I posted that.

Now that they are displaying I like the dog hitting the tree.  But the coloring makes it (as well as the rest) hard to read.

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#17 2007-10-25 19:11:29

feisty wrote:

I want to say thanks, cause you used the word "perfect," and well, I'm an attention whore.  But then you said something really stupid, so now I'm wondering if I should pick on you.  I think I'll be nice until my mind sorts this out.  So thanks sweetums! :)

Okay... as far as the attention whore thingie goes Feisty,  maybe it is a good time to grab the marinara sauce? 'just suggesting, and I know Scooter would be ever so happy, as well as half the males here, excluding the Pink Brigade.

Ta Ta!

D

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#18 2007-10-25 19:23:11

I vote no on the high-heeled ball crusher* and YES on the marinara sauce.

* Though I do respect and understand the rationale behind the piece Charlie.

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#19 2007-10-25 20:01:11

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner01.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner02.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner03.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner04.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner05.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner06.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner07.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner08.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner09.jpg

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner10.jpg

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#20 2007-10-25 20:04:56

Holy crap. Those are fucking fantastic!

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#21 2007-10-25 21:01:35

I love these too.

So now, for me, it's between the retarded frisbee-chasing dog and "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

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#22 2007-10-25 21:03:46

George Orr wrote:

I love these too.

So now, for me, it's between the retarded frisbee-chasing dog and "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

I got news for you. You guys ain't seen nothing yet. And no, I'm not talking about my own work. I have a feeling this thing is snowballing.

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#23 2007-10-25 21:06:08

I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4753/strollcv3.jpg

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#25 2007-10-26 02:16:47

So far my favorite is Betty White with a gun.

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#26 2007-10-26 02:34:25

There's something to be said for red stencilled lettering against a gray background....

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#27 2007-10-26 02:38:27

choad wrote:

I have a feeling this thing is snowballing.

You are going to be sorry you said that. But probably no sorrier than I am for having to dig up the source images. You bastard.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner11.jpg



sofaking wrote:

I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.

I tried, tho it's not quite the right dimensions for a banner/header (which is different from a logo, an' we'll get to that t'mara, mebbe). It's also absurd for its own sake, which has a certain cachet, but no, erm...legs.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner12.jpg




No offense to the thread's author (can't use 'OP' around here, dang it), as I did use some pics from another Feisty post...I think. And I'm pretty sure there's a rotator mod out there, or else some simple javascripting. An aniGIF would be an awkward file size to load first.

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#28 2007-10-26 02:52:48

My God.

Snowballing too.

Words elude me.  You are a miracle worker.

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#29 2007-10-26 11:01:30

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

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#30 2007-10-26 11:48:36

scsotdc wrote:

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

Sweet baby jesús, you're right.

edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?

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#31 2007-10-26 13:20:09

choad wrote:

scsotdc wrote:

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

Sweet baby jesús, you're right.

edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?

Works for me.

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#32 2007-10-26 15:14:37

scsotdc wrote:

choad wrote:

scsotdc wrote:

The Last Supper but with the poster from that Gay Pride Parade.

Sweet baby jesús, you're right.

edit: How about a roll-over where they're all nekid?

Works for me.

You'd have to be able to see under the table. Does this mean you'll be donating your porn collections?

(PS: I don't recommend using it, even if I might do one for fun. You can make HS whatever you want, of course, but the banner is the first thing people see. Pr0n & gaiety take their toll. I'm sure you already know we're one character away from a Baptist church's site. Throw me some ideas for logos, if you're in the mood later.)

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#33 2007-10-26 16:58:32

sofaking wrote:

I think this with an actual High-Street sign would make an excellent one.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4753/strollcv3.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29816175455.jpg

I tried to make this a bit more banner friendly. 

I figured I would leave the text up to those a bit more clever than myself, but then couldn't stop from contributing a few craptastic versions of my own.

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29816510435.jpg

http://img2.putfile.com/thumb/10/29816510450.jpg

I am so very sorry.

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#34 2007-11-01 18:52:39

This is just a test for size and transparency on a few:

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerA.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerB.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerC.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerD.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerE.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerF.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerG.gif

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_bannerH.gif



Hmm. Missed a spot. Oh, well.

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#35 2007-11-01 19:13:22

Simplest anti aliasing for gif transparencies is a 1px stroke effect.

edit: On this site, I almost always stroke with #00034d. Might also try select/modify/contract by 1px. Yeah, yeah, I'm tedious.

Last edited by choad (2007-11-01 22:19:40)

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#36 2007-11-01 22:19:14

We can add an autorotate feature to cycle different headers if that might be desirable.

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#37 2007-11-01 22:20:04

orangeplus wrote:

We can add an autorotate feature to cycle different headers if that might be desirable.

Absolutely.

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#39 2007-11-01 23:27:00

Wilber you are a man of many talents... some obvious the others reputed.

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#40 2007-11-01 23:35:39

choad wrote:

edit: On this site, I almost always stroke with #00034d.

I just use my hand.  Am I doing it wrong?

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#41 2007-11-01 23:41:43

Thanks Opsec - if I were a suck-ass I'd compliment some of the other banner-makers. Even pALEPENIx has it going on. I think my favourite is his cruel to be kind offering...the look on mrs. elephant's face puts me in mind of that old joke...the one that ends: Please Sir, I've never done this befoooooooore!

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#42 2007-11-02 00:00:19

Yes.

Perhaps Richard Dawkins' finest work yet.

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#43 2007-11-02 02:19:49

choad wrote:

Yeah, yeah, I'm tedious.

Extremely.

I zipped thru the redo-able ones in about half an hour. If you (or anyone else of note...everyone step forward except Willy) would like to pick a few, then I would be happy to tidy up the edges, add copy, lube and insert in your cat's ass, etc.

I can't use a stroke (maybe black) because of the other skins, or just because it looks cheesy. The only thing worse than that would be to Emboss/Bevel the whole thing. [shudder]

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#44 2007-11-02 03:23:30

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6548/highstreetprezfm6.png

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7214/highstreetsuckitut4.png

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8331/highstreetbuddhanv6.png

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#45 2007-11-02 03:38:04

OMG Dude - I totally LOLed.

Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2007-11-02 04:02:06)

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#46 2007-11-02 14:13:38

How ya like me now?

There is a utility to upload images to the site and cycle them into the rotation (moderators and above must approve a submission before it gets in the rotation.) I will send the utility later, once I have finished testing the fucker.

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#47 2007-11-02 14:29:09

God, someday I'm going to find time to do one... So...busy...work...UGH!

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#48 2007-11-02 20:44:03

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6871/highstreetcraigrq0.png

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#49 2007-11-02 20:56:31

Brilliant, Taint. Takes my breathe away.

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#50 2007-11-02 21:07:01

Hey Feisty, I haven't included your images because of their size, if you can make them no taller than 200 (preferably 150) pixels, and up to 750 px wide (wider than they are now) I will do so immediately.

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#51 2007-11-02 22:05:46

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7705/highstreetwonderuy6.png

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#52 2007-11-02 22:18:22

Oh, my fucking lord! Sweet Jesus, Tain't, do your neighbors know about you?!

That's fucking priceless.

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#53 2007-11-02 22:26:11

choad wrote:

Oh, my fucking lord! Sweet Jesus, Tain't, do your neighbors know about you?!

My neighbors? You mean the guy in the cell next to me? Ah, we're good buddies.

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#54 2007-11-02 22:30:21

orangeplus wrote:

and up to 750 px wide (wider than they are now) I will do so immediately.

You're a miracle worker. I couldn't figure out how to stretch that wider than 600px.

No, please don't go there, Taint.

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#55 2007-11-02 22:55:25

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3039/highsgtreetwouldntyouwr2.png

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#56 2007-11-02 23:03:51

pALEPHx wrote:

choad wrote:

Yeah, yeah, I'm tedious.

Extremely.

Know what? You were right. Whatever I said before about this shit, please ignore it and follow your heart, or whichever part of your anatomy moves you. Compared to you guys, I don't know shit.

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#57 2007-11-02 23:36:33

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2882/hsolightiu5.jpg

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#58 2007-11-02 23:47:57

Perfect.  Just perfect.

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#59 2007-11-02 23:51:32

This may be a little retro...
http://high-street.org/header/Logo1.gif

Last edited by Zookeeper (2007-11-03 22:20:49)

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#60 2007-11-03 00:19:46

Zookeeper wrote:

This may be a little retro...

No, retro is function keys on the fucking left, where Cthulhu meant them to go.

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#61 2007-11-03 03:11:05

choad wrote:

...please ignore it and follow your heart, or whichever part of your anatomy moves you.

Ja, ten years of graphic design in NYC are useless in the face of so many MS Paint professionals. You send up a flare when you know what you having. I've got other tables to bus...

http://balamb.sakura.ne.jp/mt/simpre/simimg/busboy.jpg

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#62 2007-11-03 03:23:44

pALEPHx wrote:

choad wrote:

...please ignore it and follow your heart, or whichever part of your anatomy moves you.

Ja, ten years of graphic design in NYC are useless in the face of so many MS Paint professionals. You send up a flare when you know what you having. I've got other tables to bus...

http://balamb.sakura.ne.jp/mt/simpre/simimg/busboy.jpg

Not just MS Paint, but Microsoft Picture It! Read it and weep!

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#63 2007-11-03 12:26:58

Header Upload and maintenance page

give her a spin, all you can do is view headers, view display counts, upload new headers (everyone) and turn whether a header is displayed on and off (if you are at least a moderator). Let me know what should be changed.

Display counts are from late last night, so they may appear small.

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#64 2007-11-03 12:46:40

Taint, man, you're brilliant. Larry Craig is my favorite, and in fact I want a christmas card of it.

"Taking a wide stance on the holidays" or something.

By the way, there are two of us at the Toe household, me and mr toe-so if you don't like something I post on the pic thread, it's his.

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#65 2007-11-03 16:38:17

Brilliant. And bookmarked, for when I'm feeling festive. What happens when one mod nixes another mod's choices?

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