#2 2019-11-06 14:33:44

Nice to see you are still out there with your head in the right place.

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#3 2019-11-06 14:42:52

Hey, when those hemorrhoids start itching, they need scratching.

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#4 2019-11-06 18:18:50

Why is it bent?!

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#5 2019-11-06 23:54:02

BorderCount wrote:

Why is it bent?!

Because he sat on it.  You didn't expect him to stand that whole time?

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#6 2019-11-07 03:39:32

hedgewizard wrote:

BorderCount wrote:

Why is it bent?!

Because he sat on it.  You didn't expect him to stand that whole time?

No, but given that it's steel, I would imagine that sitting would just move the thing around, push it in further. Imagine the force needed to bend that thing.

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#7 2019-11-07 13:17:04

Obviously he needed a handle to move the handle...

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#8 2019-11-08 01:13:09

BorderCount wrote:

hedgewizard wrote:

BorderCount wrote:

Why is it bent?!

Because he sat on it.  You didn't expect him to stand that whole time?

No, but given that it's steel, I would imagine that sitting would just move the thing around, push it in further. Imagine the force needed to bend that thing.

I don't need to imagine.  I've bent a few, very few of the dozens I've owned.  I've also blown chunks out of them while working around live wires, broken tips in normal use, and busted a handle or two.  It was a poor attempt at humor.

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#9 2019-11-08 10:45:10

But we digress.  Why would he not get a 12" dildo to handle his needs? 

Who says, "Yep, that screwdriver is exactly what I'm looking for!" (rhetorical question)

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#10 2019-11-08 16:27:39

Baywolfe wrote:

But we digress.  Why would he not get a 12" dildo to handle his needs? 

Who says, "Yep, that screwdriver is exactly what I'm looking for!" (rhetorical question)

What? And embarrass himself?

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