#1 2019-07-11 16:14:43

A Missouri suspect became his own worst enemy when he revealed his hiding spot by letting out an overly loud fart.

On Tuesday, the Clay County Sheriff's Office announced on Facebook that the Liberty Police Department had arrested the unidentified man, who had been wanted for possession of a controlled substance, after he couldn't control his bodily urges.

"If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a 💩 day. 🚓 #ItHappened," it wrote.

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#2 2019-07-12 17:32:43

kim

scardy farts

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#3 2019-07-29 21:04:53

Kim!...Holy smokes...haven't seen your name in a million years.

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#4 2019-07-29 21:50:45

kim

Bigcat wrote:

Kim!...Holy smokes...haven't seen your name in a million years.

I'm glad it was "scardy farts" that you saw as well. Not sure why so many others are MIA, as it seems.

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#5 2019-07-30 07:30:22

(Driven from the room by uncontrolled substance.)

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#6 2019-08-16 08:40:23

Fled wrote:

(Driven from the room by uncontrolled substance.)

Hey Fled!...I was just out west climbing, got back yesterday...how've you been?

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#7 2019-08-23 15:00:10

I'm hiding out in off-grid Maine eating mosquitos and lobster.  Heading back to the other world tomorrow.  Not really looking forward to electricity and running water, but even so I plan to turn on both Faux and MSNBC, a little high volume Wagner, and remind myself why I left in the first place.  So where were you climbing?  How'd it go?

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