#1 2017-02-14 02:15:46

Edible Anus

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Just when I think I have seen it all on Amazon, I am reminded that no, I have not.

Today I learned that you can buy a type of chocolate gift box called 'Edible Anus.'

Yup.

That's right. Edible Anus.

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From the product description:

    About the Product

    Box includes three edible anuses - Dark, Milk and Bleached

    Sort-of like a Hershey's kiss, only it's an anus

    Eat it all up or let it dissolve on the tongue

    Belgian chocolate, (perfectly-formed) British anus

    Measures approximately 11cm(W) x 3cm(H) x 4cm(D). Suitable for Vegetarians.

    The unassuming black display box contains three gourmet chocolate sphincters, each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger. It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

    This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.

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#2 2017-02-14 06:02:16

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Click-it

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#3 2017-02-14 06:26:59

Feeble boogers are forever recycling holiday click bait, aren't they? This appeared here 3 years ago.

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/novel … olates.asp

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#4 2017-02-14 09:17:23

Maybe not exactly on target for Valentine's Day, but why be picky?

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#5 2017-02-14 10:08:28

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