#133 2007-10-06 14:14:30
Monkeyboy, you made me menopausal. And want to die.
I know the feeling. It was MonkeyBoy suggested I marry FatFuck™ almost 20 years ago. Somehow I survived.
Heh - I wish I'd trademarked "Hipster Dufus" about 20 years ago.
I'm really not bitter - I just have a bad throwing arm.
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#142 2007-10-07 09:48:44
It was MonkeyBoy suggested I marry FatFuck™ almost 20 years ago. Somehow I survived.
Feh. I saw you whizzing past on the train to Dystopia Junction and waved idly. You had already drank the koolaid and have interpreted it as my PaganPapalBlessing ever since. I do recall mentioning her 'wattled thighs' in passing... does that sound like a suggestion to commingle to you?
#143 2007-10-07 10:07:04
I do recall mentioning her 'wattled thighs' in passing...
Nope, I ain't biting. Let's leave tons-of-fun over at Drudge, shall we? She'll crush us both.
edit: MonkeyBoy drove down here from NH last weekend with a washing machine, my first ever major appliance, and I am eternally grateful. Also, I suppose, oaficially middle class. Ack! Boojwa!
#170 2007-10-08 20:11:08
Has Roman Dirge done anything since Lenore? I love that shit.
#171 2007-10-08 20:22:30
You get dinged stoner points for repeats of other post Sofie!
#172 2007-10-08 20:37:10
Hey ZE, hows tricks?
P.S. More goats, less sheep.
Excellent! And yourself? Still marinating in petro-chemical fumes in the basement? What's going on?
#183 2007-10-08 21:38:39
my nude lower body was born with a male anatomy body part --- which I call a built-in body dildo. )
Unfortunately I'm not financially able - to surgically change my dildo into becoming - a normal female vagina
and this is why I describe my body -- as a hermaphrodite type or a transsexual type -- of female body.
when I'm being nude & sexually intimate
for a lesbian woman's emotional acceptance of my body -- if she does not desire to see NOR to use my dildo
with a person who can not accept my nude body in it's normal or natural condition,
by my using a special method -- my nude lower body will always look --- as having a vagina.
#185 2007-10-08 21:43:49
Can anyone tell me if this is a particular breed of dog, or make an educated guess about it's mix? I had a found dog EXACTLY like this once, so I nearly fell over when I saw this one. It's like it's actually him.
#186 2007-10-08 21:46:15
She looks like an Irish-Nordic mix to me, but maybe that's just the influence of her sweater & hat.
#187 2007-10-08 21:46:52
found in an English country graveyard
Choked to death maybe, or internal bleeding perhaps?
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#193 2007-10-08 22:14:58
You guys are fucking brilliant but I'm horrfied I'll miss something.
Anyone else mind stocking the front page and daring to fuck up?!