#2 2010-12-21 14:54:14

Eh?  My Ex is a red-head

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#3 2010-12-21 15:56:28

They do seem to wince and scream a little bit more during the sessions.

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#4 2010-12-21 16:42:23

Redheads have an odd, oily smell about them. I've noticed it on just about every redhead I've been around. If you walk into a room that they frequent (bedroom, office, etc.) the smell hits you like a brick. The smell is really bad when they first wake up in the morning. They kind of smell like the clothes in a drawer that hasn't  been opened in a while. In fact, that's probably the reason old clothes smell that way. The Ginger juice has started to seep out. The only other time I've really noticed that odor is when I walk into a room where someone (non-redhead) has been sleeping nonstop for a couple of days.

The blacks say white people smell funny to them. I believe this is the smell they are talking about. Probably all white people have this smell but it's really strong on the Gingers. It really makes me kind of queasy so I stay away from them as much as possible.

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#5 2010-12-21 17:31:27

Banjo wrote:

... so I stay away from them as much as possible.

A wise move. Just leave them to me. I know what to do with them and their ginger juices..

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#6 2010-12-21 20:01:29

Lookin' for a lass that's more likely to say 'ouch', Dusty?

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#7 2010-12-21 20:10:27

Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.

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#8 2010-12-21 20:54:42

I actually know the smell Banjo is describing I dated a redhead for a year and she had it.  It's almost identical to the smell Native Americans have when they're wet.

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#9 2010-12-21 21:11:41

Banjo wrote:

Redheads have an odd, oily smell about them. I've noticed it on just about every redhead I've been around. If you walk into a room that they frequent (bedroom, office, etc.) the smell hits you like a brick. The smell is really bad when they first wake up in the morning. They kind of smell like the clothes in a drawer that hasn't  been opened in a while. In fact, that's probably the reason old clothes smell that way. The Ginger juice has started to seep out. The only other time I've really noticed that odor is when I walk into a room where someone (non-redhead) has been sleeping nonstop for a couple of days.

The blacks say white people smell funny to them. I believe this is the smell they are talking about. Probably all white people have this smell but it's really strong on the Gingers. It really makes me kind of queasy so I stay away from them as much as possible.

You shut your filthy whore mouth!

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#10 2010-12-21 21:15:36

whosasailorthen wrote:

Lookin' for a lass that's more likely to say 'ouch', Dusty?

Naw.  I was thinking of Scotty's examination room manners.

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#11 2010-12-21 22:02:47

Bigcat wrote:

Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.

Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.  They smell like an old white "wife beater" that one would find in a consignment shop or maybe one of those trachea curtains that hang over neck stomas.

My sister was the unfortunate recipient of a rare family red head gene. She was the first of many that I noticed had the "odor." I would walk into her bedroom and swear she had been screwing a shad. It was a God awful oily scent that seemed to be spewing from her many freckles. Through my life's journeys I have repeatedly come across the same smell and a Ginger was always nearby.

The only other "white" scent that I have isolated and named is the "Church Breath." it seems every mature woman has it. It's that dehydrated hot breath that I only smell when I'm in church. I guess the power of the Lord somehow dries out the parotid glands. The smell is always overpowering and I find it hard to get me some salvation with that funk around.

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#12 2010-12-21 22:24:14

Banjo wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.

Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.

That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.

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#13 2010-12-21 22:38:11

Emmeran wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.

Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.

That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.

Instead of wine, you should pair that miso sweat with a nice sake.

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#14 2010-12-21 22:49:18

Emmeran wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Banjo, you break me down. Funny, funny stuff, as always.

Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.

That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.

Indeed... I wish he'd spread that news to all the world.  In the words of Anthony Ray, "So they toss it and leave it.. and I pull up quick to retrieve it!"

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#15 2010-12-21 23:01:13

Good try, guys. I know you're not really serious about all this red headed love. You'll have to get up a lot oilier in the morning than that to pull a fast one on me. You do crack me up though.

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#16 2010-12-21 23:31:23

Put a black, a middle easterner, a red head and a brunette in a room and give me these four categories: B.O., Curry, Stinky Drawer, and Mons Tulip. Guaranteed, I can nostrilize each individual and their associated category within 30 seconds.

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#17 2010-12-22 01:42:31

Oh Banjo :(

I'm sorry you've confused the incredibly sexy scent of a redhead with Trimethylaminuria, but enough about your sister.

I can't speak to carrot tops, but there's nothing as sweet as strawberry blonde.  This also goes for weed.

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#19 2010-12-22 02:36:40

Spam post removed, please ban this user!

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#20 2010-12-22 16:36:49

Fid

Red head pussy has a definite tang to it...

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#21 2010-12-22 16:51:11

whosasailorthen wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Banjo wrote:


Naw man. I'm dead ass serious.

That my friend is fine by me; help yourself to the skanky smelling blondes and brunettes; the common man isn't prepared to appreciate fine wines or fine redheads.

Indeed... I wish he'd spread that news to all the world.  In the words of Anthony Ray, "So they toss it and leave it.. and I pull up quick to retrieve it!"

http://iamadick.squarespace.com/storage … 0281760450

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pzgVDzOEizg/R … -17410.jpg

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/ … lified.jpg

http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/wp-con … nude-8.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivat … 23945220.1

I'm getting chafed here, y'all.

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#22 2010-12-22 23:18:00

Fid wrote:

Red head pussy has a definite tang to it...

Yes, my friend, a very delightful and demanding tang!

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#23 2010-12-23 07:42:26

My wife's a red head, and she smells great after she's wet.

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#24 2010-12-23 10:46:45

opsec wrote:

Oh Banjo :(

I'm sorry you've confused the incredibly sexy scent of a redhead with Trimethylaminuria, but enough about your sister.

I can't speak to carrot tops, but there's nothing as sweet as strawberry blonde.  This also goes for weed.

True Dat.

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#25 2010-12-23 12:53:47

Vaginator wrote:

My wife's a red head, and she smells great after she's wet.

What nozzle do you use when you hose her down? I prefer the hose attachments that are adjustable to a very high intensity and concentrated blast. That nozzle and a good high quality detergent will knock the stank right off.

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