By now it's obvious that solving this mystery will be no small feat.
Thank you for having the bravery to stick your toe in the water. You have a lot of sole!
Someone really should take a stand against this dactyl pinching. Clearly the victims should doing so, but they seem to be suffering an impediment and the sole support of their case seems baseless.
Personally, I'm under the impression that they'll nail Christopher Walken for these missteps.
Although his tracks are all over this story, and we all know Wilber is an arch heel, I hesitate to step on his reputation and nail him with this smelly fetish.