#151 2008-05-19 13:06:11

tojo2000 wrote:

tits_matilda wrote:

Finland looks pretty good here.. maybe it's just because I can't tell what's going on.

I'll tell you what's going on.  UFOPORNOOOOOO!!!!!!

In your house...at someone's workplace...in front of the electronics store...


Edit:  Google Translate can help.

Not very much, although I'm still charmed and can get what they're presenting as comedy,drama, & documentary.  Otherwise, it's like pages of advanced LOLCAT emphasizing variations in NomNomNom.

TEAM AHMA
NELONEN NELONEN
Maantiepalvelumme sankarit Jarno Ahma ja Alpo Kurkinen seikkailevat uusissa ennalta-arvaamattomissa jaksoissa; Nelonen, Juhannus, Lapin lumo, Pariterapiaa Maantiepalvelumme heroes Jarno Ahma and Alpo Kurkinen seikkailevat new unforeseen cycles; Nelonen, Midsummer, Lapin lumo, Pariterapiaa
ja Gommi ja Pommi. and Gommi and the Bomb. 
 
PALUU LUONTOON PALUU LUONTOON
TV1 TV1

Paluu luontoon on TV1:n uusi luonto-ohjelma, jota isännöi Pirkka-Pekka Petelius. A return to the wild is TV1's new nature programme, which will host the Pirkka-Pekka Petelius. Ensimmäinen jakso esitettiin 29.5.07. The first section was presented to 29.5.07. Pirkka-Pekka Peteliuksen isännöimän luonto-ohjelman toisessa jaksossa 4.9.07 aiheina mm. Pirkka-Pekka Peteliuksen hosted by the nature of the programme in another section 4.9.07 subjects mm. vaskitsat ja siilit. vaskitsat and siili. Lisäksi ohjelmassa etsittiin mesimarjoja sekä kissankäpäliä. In addition, the programme sought mesimarjoja, as well as kissankäpäliä.

 
Kaikki Kunnossa All Intact
NELONEN NELONEN

...Kaikki kunnossa- sarjassa Oona ja Tea kohtaavat kriisiensä myrskyissä elämän realiteetit. All set series of Oona and Tea face kriisiensä myrskyissä the realities of life. He kokevat myös sen ihmeellisen hetken oivaltaessaan miksi elävät. They feel they also its amazing moment oivaltaessaan why they live.

Kaikki kunnossa-sarjassa katsojalla on mahdollisuus asettua kärpäseksi kattoon ja tirkistellä henkilöiden elämää tunnistaen heistä itsensä. Tarina on tiukkaa tykitystä, romanttista komediaa, ihmissuhde tilitystä, tragediaa ja tilannekomediaa. All set-watched series have the opportunity to settle in the roof of a fly, and tirkistellä the lives of people identifying themselves of them. The story is a tough tykitystä, the romantic comedy, Interpersonal, accounting, and the tragedy tilannekomediaa.

Heh heh  -"tough tykitystä."

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#152 2008-05-19 13:21:34

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#153 2008-05-19 15:48:02

http://b.imagehost.org/0861/6.jpghttp://b.imagehost.org/0861/ernie-and-bert-anal-porn.jpg

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#155 2008-05-21 01:08:06

tojo2000 wrote:

tits_matilda wrote:

Finland looks pretty good here.. maybe it's just because I can't tell what's going on.

I'll tell you what's going on.  UFOPORNOOOOOO!!!!!!

In your house...at someone's workplace...in front of the electronics store...


Edit:  Google Translate can help.

UFOPORNOOOOO!!!!  I so want to retire to Finland.  I love winter weather, winter sports are cool, extra long summer days to enjoy the boreal forests, saunas, I could go on forever.  Sure, the language is a real bitch (the only related languages in Europe are Hungarian and Estonian--not a helluva lotta cognates, there), but if I can figure out what a five-year-old with a speech problem wants after he's stumped everyone else on campus, I think I can pick up Finnish fairly quickly...

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#157 2008-05-24 20:27:18

MSG Tripps wrote:

Abstraction

What the HELL??? That left me confused, violated, and wondering what my life was like before I read that.

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#158 2008-05-25 23:26:26

http://high-street.org/img/ratporn.jpg

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#159 2008-05-25 23:31:02

Just when I think I've become sufficiently jaded, this site always manages to show me something new to be reviled by.  Thank you and fuck you for that.

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#160 2008-05-28 09:19:50

MSG Tripps wrote:

I say that music one should be another.

[Neither one was asked for.]

Well, that's fucking gratitude for you, isn't it?  Our beloved Sofie goes out of her way to create an icky, sticky thread just for your flabby ass and this is the thanks that she gets.  Man, and, I thought that I was a bitter, old fart.

Yeah, and, hands off of the music thread (Whilst we're at it:  Free Palestine, Ireland, et al)!  Some of our members (I'll not point fingers) tend to "indulge a bit" prior to logging in here, and would prefer that the music thread stay in a nice, consistent, easy-to-locate area.

Oh, and, could some-body with a bit more fucking patience than my-self please explain the concept of Rule #34 to Sic?

Right, and, to disprove the theory of Rule #34, this is the best that I could find under a search for "Aunt Bea Takes It Up the Ass:"
http://www.geocities.com/andysparkway/opie_aunt_bea_sing.jpg
By the way, has any-body else heard this rumor of Lurker being a fudge-packer?  I don't believe it for a moment my-self.  I've known a few homo-sexuals in my time and most of them tend to be a bit more passionate and entertaining than Cruel's longest-hanging (And, not in "the good way") troll.  Just sayin' . . .
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff4/nevergiveup_photo/BarneyFife.jpg

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#161 2008-05-29 08:17:26

http://i32.tinypic.com/2efug6s.jpg

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#162 2008-05-29 09:04:13

bitter, old fart

Outa site.


http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/737/checksxl3.jpg

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#163 2008-05-29 09:39:28

http://b.imagehost.org/0150/wilson1a.jpg

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#164 2008-05-29 16:45:46

I was going to say that they don't make adult comics like they used to; But, apparently, they do.

http://high-street.org/uploads/thumbs/167_misterlizard.jpg

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#166 2008-06-13 12:08:30

Pterodactyl gangbang that I can't seem to embed.

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#167 2008-06-14 00:44:21

I think we need to revive this thread, so lets turn it into a game

First person will start by naming something then others have to find it.

So lets start with someone finding me lego porn.

(Whoever finds it posts pictures of it then asks for the next thing to find)

I hope this makes since.

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#168 2008-06-14 00:56:55

http://voffka.com/pic/lego/porn/lego_porn_2.jpg

http://voffka.com/pic/lego/porn/lego_porn_3.jpg

Almost too easy.

How about...hmmm...fairies violating/being violated by dragonflies and/or butterflies?

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#170 2008-06-14 02:29:57

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

Almost too easy.

How about...hmmm...fairies violating/being violated by dragonflies and/or butterflies?

This one's proving surprisingly tougher than I thought.  I've been dredging otherkin erotic art sites to no avail.  The closest I've gotten so far is:
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k29/paperdragonink/fairy_sml.jpg

To tide you all over until it's found, I present the following:
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/DragonStrapon.jpg
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/Tink001.jpg
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/Peter-Pan-1026543.jpg
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/Peter-Pan-1329101.jpg
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/Peter-Pan-0182107.jpg

This is definitely one of those cases where getting there is half the fun

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#171 2008-06-14 04:19:21

OK, sorry this took so long but I had to pirate a collection of a Japanese manga called "Bondage Fairies," and of course it was almost the last issue I read that they actually got around to butterflies.

The fucked everything else in the forest first, though, I'll tell you that: earthworms, beatles of every description, swarms of ants, hornets (anal), grubs, leeches, frogs, other fairies, chipmunks, monkeys, moles, some kind of ferret looking thing, mice (gangbang), ladybugs, lizards, snakes, crawfish, snails, more beatles, turtles, preying mantises, locusts, dragonflies, honeybees, roaches, etcetera etcetera etcetera.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/9vf82f.jpg

Now, I wanna see some Paddington Bear porn.  Bonus points if it's Paddington/Winnie the Pooh (I have searched for this on a number of occasions and I do not think you'll find it, however it's been a while since I last looked so it may exist by now, given the exponential nature of the internet).

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#172 2008-06-14 11:02:36

Now, I wanna see some Paddington Bear porn.  Bonus points if it's Paddington/Winnie the Pooh (I have searched for this on a number of occasions and I do not think you'll find it...

Man, I did not expect that to be as much of a challenge as it turned out to be.  I was only able to find:

http://www.colouringbookpages.co.uk/images-paddington-bear/paddington-bear-15.jpg


He's naked!  That work for ya? 

Pooh Bear, on the other hand, gets up to some disturbing stuff.

http://rule34.danstesreves.com/_images/3ac1fa618f53e380a95bdb94ac50097e/168884%20-%20buzz%20Cheerios%20Crossover%20featured_image%20mascots%20Winnie_the_Pooh.png

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#173 2008-06-14 19:12:27

With porno, George, it's the intent.  So as long as I make the attempt and sport a boner to Paddy-in-the-bath, I suppose it's porn.

However, let's give the others a little more time before declaring you the de-facto winner.

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#174 2008-06-14 21:34:26

Monkey pussy, etc.

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#175 2008-06-14 21:37:43

jesusluvspegging wrote:

let's give the others a little more time before declaring you the de-facto winner.

I hereby declare myself the de facto winner.

And I wanna see...hmm.  I won't make it fiendishly difficult; let's go with some Martha Stewart.

But it's gotta be nasty, okay?

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#176 2008-06-14 21:46:45

Fair enough, George.

Are we counting erotic fiction?

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#177 2008-06-14 21:54:01

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Fair enough, George.  Are we counting erotic fiction?

As much fun as it would be to bring the Roy-Orbison-in-clingwrap and Kirk-Spock slash camps into the mix, I fear that gobs and gobs of text would become unwieldy and boring...so, no.

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#178 2008-06-15 01:39:18

You know I forgot a rule in this. If no one finds something in a day or two the last person who asked for something needs to ask for something else.

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#179 2008-06-15 03:28:25

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/marthaemeril.jpg

Best I can find, surprisingly.

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#180 2008-06-15 11:21:22

George Orr wrote:

As much fun as it would be to bring the Roy-Orbison-in-clingwrap and Kirk-Spock slash camps into the mix...

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/orbison_clingfilm.jpg

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#181 2008-06-15 11:41:42

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … emeril.jpg

Best I can find, surprisingly.

Cute, but not nearly nasty enough.

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#182 2008-06-15 11:50:50

George Orr wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … emeril.jpg

Best I can find, surprisingly.

Cute, but not nearly nasty enough.

Oh, I agree.

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#183 2008-06-18 00:04:47

jesusluvspegging wrote:

George Orr wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … emeril.jpg

Best I can find, surprisingly.

Cute, but not nearly nasty enough.

Oh, I agree.

How about a little Martha bondage....

http://www.savemarthastewart.com/graphics/martha_cell.jpg

...or her sucking someone else's fingers?

http://popbytes.com/img/martha-stewart-blood.jpg

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#184 2008-06-18 00:18:54

Well, sailor, with this in mind...

jesusluvspegging wrote:

With porno, George, it's the intent.  So as long as I make the attempt and sport a boner to Paddy-in-the-bath, I suppose it's porn.

...I declare the photo of Martha Stewart sucking stuff off of Dave Letterman to be a winner--'cause somebody, somewhere, just took his hands off his keyboard; you can be sure.

Therefore, whosasailorthen, congratulations!  You're up next!

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#185 2008-06-18 17:27:15

Hmmmmm... must... use.... power... wisely....


Spiro T. Agnew


OK, OK.  I know.  That's too hard.  So how about Dobie Gillis pron.  Anybody in the series is fair game, including the dyke babe.


Oh, alright, alright.  I can hear you from here... "cripes, that one's too hard, too"... jeez, what a bunch of pansies.  Then just gimmie *really* nice kneesock pron, but it's gotta be hardcore.  Howzat for easy?

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#186 2008-06-18 18:12:05

whosasailorthen wrote:

OK, OK.  I know.  That's too hard.  So how about Dobie Gillis pron.  Anybody in the series is fair game, including the dyke babe.

Who?

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#187 2008-06-18 18:52:01

jesusluvspegging wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

OK, OK.  I know.  That's too hard.  So how about Dobie Gillis pron.  Anybody in the series is fair game, including the dyke babe.

Who?

California State Senator Sheila James Kuehl.... aka Zelda Gilroy.  As dykey as it gets.

http://www.ci.madison.wi.us/mcc12/images/newimages/sheila.jpghttp://www.tvacres.com/images/dob_arrow.jpg
http://www.highwayrobbery.net/TrcImgsLawSenKuehlasZelda.gif

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#188 2008-06-18 19:02:16

whosasailorthen wrote:

So how about Dobie Gillis pron.

DG is almost too easy. It's really about context. Without any 'Shopping, you can still Rule it.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/dobiegillis_rule34.jpg

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#189 2008-06-18 21:34:21

pALEPHx wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

So how about Dobie Gillis pron.

DG is almost too easy. It's really about context. Without any 'Shopping, you can still Rule it.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/dobiegillis_rule34.jpg

Hmm... I dunno... I'm not seein' any pron here, Pale.  Splain me.

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#190 2008-06-18 21:52:29

whosasailorthen wrote:

Hmm... I dunno... I'm not seein' any pron here, Pale.  Splain me.

It's sheer laziness on my part, but I'm not en-pr0n-ating Dobie Gillis in my spare time. With that selection of images--for the fly-by-night Photoshopper--it's all in the arms. Move Maynerd's to the right slightly and put a B&W cock in his hand, tighten up the threeway in the lower left pic (or just imagine the punch, spiked), and turn the lez-been's forearm down instead of up. Maybe an aniGIF "up-n-down" would spell things out properly. That's probably a chicken in the shot, but it could also be a cock.

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#191 2008-06-18 23:44:31

I already know this pic is out there but cannot seem to locate it again.  I have a few friends I need to send it to.  Spiderman hanging upside down by his web blowing, I believe, Captain America.

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#193 2008-06-20 13:08:47

.... and a hedgehog.  Nice.

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#195 2008-06-24 21:53:35

Well, since this thread seems to have derailed somehow, I am going to attempt to revive it by demanding

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


I expect great things from you people.

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#196 2008-06-24 22:04:52

George Orr wrote:

Well, since this thread seems to have derailed somehow, I am going to attempt to revive it by demanding

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


I expect great things from you people.

That took no time at all. A bit scary, at that.

http://www.sexdisney.com/images/tour/turtles.jpg

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#198 2008-06-24 22:21:14

MSG Tripps wrote:

Erotic Falconry

All I can say is, somebody is deeply twisted.

http://www.eroticfalconry.com/Site/Fetish%20or%20fondness_files/Birdspray.png



This one is up there (down there?) with Centaur Boys and the Wrapped Roy Orbison freak referenced earlier in this thread.

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#199 2008-06-24 22:23:37

Oh--and Pale?  You're up next--you're supposed to name what kinda porn we're supposed to post next.  Aristocats?  Seinfeld?  Three Musketeers?  The world is your oyster.

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#200 2008-06-25 00:04:06

George Orr wrote:

Well, since this thread seems to have derailed somehow, I am going to attempt to revive it by demanding

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


I expect great things from you people.

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