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#26 2016-05-21 06:06:50

Bigcat wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

but I don't have much experience in that sort of thing.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Stop trying to divert attention from your granny fetish, you're not fooling anyone.

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#27 2016-05-21 14:44:42

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Soooo...You banged Ginger?

Apparently Sgt Bilko as well, it seems that Choad's choad has been every fucking where.

Em fantasizing about Choad again...

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#28 2016-05-21 15:18:35

I sated my itchy foot before I turned 50, when I became a potted plant.

http://high-street.org/sidepic/calvin.potted.plant.png


The real gypsy here is Johnny_Rotten.

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#29 2016-05-21 16:10:31

choad wrote:

I sated my itchy foot before I turned 50, when I became a potted plant.

http://high-street.org/sidepic/calvin.potted.plant.png


The real gypsy here is Johnny_Rotten.

So Johnny Rotten banged Ginger?

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#30 2016-05-21 16:50:12

Bigcat wrote:

choad wrote:

I sated my itchy foot before I turned 50, when I became a potted plant.

http://high-street.org/sidepic/calvin.potted.plant.png


The real gypsy here is Johnny_Rotten.

So Johnny Rotten banged Ginger?

At least twice - but I heard she gave him the herples...

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#31 2016-05-22 15:16:24

Emmeran wrote:

Any man here who claims he's never waited around to find out why that girl he was fresh on was suddenly upset and crying in the Lady's Room is lying.
Anybody here with half a fucking clue on how to deal with that question is my hero. (But if you're a guy nothing you say counts).

Theory 1:  She is tender-hearted, and does not like him, but does not want to hurt his feelings, and is conflicted between hurting his feelings and going along with him, which she does not want to do, and which besides will be deceiving him which will be even more hurtful to him in the long run.
(A very, very long time ago, I was one of these damp twats and actually cried more than once over having to turn some loser down.)
Theory 2:  He got way TOO fresh and made some remark or double-entendre that she found too threatening for her to call him out to his face, so she ran into the ladies' room crying.
Theory 3:  The love of her life recently dumped her/died, and the fresh boy reminds her of him in some way.
Theory 4:  Some bitches are just fucking crazy, okay?

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#32 2016-05-22 15:36:24

Theory 5:

http://xhamster.com/movies/6067764/good_for_her.html

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#33 2016-05-22 15:44:25

Bigcat wrote:

choad wrote:

I sated my itchy foot before I turned 50, when I became a potted plant.

http://high-street.org/sidepic/calvin.potted.plant.png


The real gypsy here is Johnny_Rotten.

So Johnny Rotten banged Ginger?

Across all my wanders, I have always had a fraught relationship with the ginger creatures. For some reason they are drawn into my orbit, and they are always trouble. I recognised this might be some natrural law back when I was seventeen. But did I listen to my own intuition?  Che sarÓ sarÓ.

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#34 2016-05-22 15:53:44

George Orr wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Any man here who claims he's never waited around to find out why that girl he was fresh on was suddenly upset and crying in the Lady's Room is lying.
Anybody here with half a fucking clue on how to deal with that question is my hero. (But if you're a guy nothing you say counts).

Theory 1:  She is tender-hearted, and does not like him, but does not want to hurt his feelings, and is conflicted between hurting his feelings and going along with him, which she does not want to do, and which besides will be deceiving him which will be even more hurtful to him in the long run.
(A very, very long time ago, I was one of these damp twats and actually cried more than once over having to turn some loser down.)
Theory 2:  He got way TOO fresh and made some remark or double-entendre that she found too threatening for her to call him out to his face, so she ran into the ladies' room crying.
Theory 3:  The love of her life recently dumped her/died, and the fresh boy reminds her of him in some way.
Theory 4:  Some bitches are just fucking crazy, okay?

Oh George,

I am sure you were a sweet ass young thing, damp behind the ears you may have been,  but I like you better now this way.

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